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By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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By fuckyouverymuch - 13/06/2013 10:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - 12/11/2014 03:16 - United States - Spotswood

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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heylesha 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:24

thats actually kinda funny!

StarWolf111 21

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:23

Oh god.

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alexd375 2

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:55

**** tha pigs!

icic6772 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:09

At least ur city didn't suffer a zombie outbreak

kayjay15 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:54

That's really funny. Sorry but it is. Hahahaha

CLW_fml 9

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:58

Lol

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:58

Welcome to the force.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:00

"Damn Dad, I was just about to bite into a Krispy Kreme doughnut!" (oink oink!)

patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:01

Taze him

ikry33 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:19

UM officer I think your dad is peeing in public and drunk •_•

Riemurasia 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 2:25

Haha, that's priceless :D

terry0507 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 2:25

Champ! Be proud

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Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML

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On the fence

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Get off my hood

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