Health: Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't...

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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Nyehmaster 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:07

-insert shitty situation comment here-

Kua_Mei 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:13

That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

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uhhohh5252 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 2:49

awwh talk about a shitty first day(: lol

truehitman2010 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 3:05

anonymous likes to eat dirty underwear

k9obsessed 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 3:27

Aw, man, that's gotta suck. You earned serious repect from me for going despite feeling terrible, though. At least you cared enough about your education to try. FYL, and I hope it doesn't happen again.

shitdesturbur 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 4:16

that's what we call a shitty moment

attatood 8

Tuesday 4 January 2011 4:27

"Students, this is a fire drill. We need you to evacuate" does not mean what you thought it did.

TSS_Fan 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 5:19

That sucks like hell :( Poor u.

colorguardgeek 8

Tuesday 4 January 2011 6:11

whoa. we were just talking about throwing up in the hallway during Spanish today. that's really scary. sorry about having to wait though. fyl.

FlaGuy21 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 6:41

Talk about a poorly-timed vomshit.

egginmegan 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 6:58

Dude. That happens to everyone I don't understand why people are freaking.

fairypower 4

Tuesday 4 January 2011 7:26

is it me or is there always that one kid who ***** himself out of fear on the first day if school and then had to transfer because nobody wants to be friends with a kid who ***** himself