By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
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Kua_Mei 0

That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

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sallen0046 4

And you didn't have the common sense to ask to borrow something like a gym uniform? Even if you didn't have one of your own on hand, all schools have extra sets lying around, and all schools are required to have showers. I'm not saying that it's not possible, but I've never in my life just randomly thrown up. Why wouldn't you make you way to a restroom if your stomach was upset?

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Imagirll 3

my school doesn't have a shower in it ? and I'm pretty sure they were probably on their way TO the bathroom when it happened THEN they went home.

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spanelli 16

Oh really, do you know the OP personally? Please, enlighten me on the whole situation.

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Imagirll 3

#71 who are you talking to?

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dt520 4

yeah the gyms are required to have showers, that doesnt mean you get free access to them.

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pedroiaman15 0

ha this reminds me of the time i shit my pants because of diarrhea in school and had to hop down the hallway! XD HAHAHA!

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justbigbs 6

When in doubt stay the f$$$ home, nothings wrong being home, there food, entertainment, bed, bathroom hhhmmmmm home.

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sirdolittle 0

True ... but they do know ways which end with them barfing, so half of it is still valid. <Welcome to fairyland, where girls don't take a shit and always drink too much> :p

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Sirin_fml 46

"On 01/03/2011 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)"

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guppy40000 0

next time your sick, stay home. props for not skipping your first day of school however.

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fthku 13

It could have been worse. At least you didn't get a wedgie after!

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zenti 2

If you're not feeling well you need to stay home. Not only will stuff like this happen, but you'll get other people sick as well.

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DocBastard 38

It seems to me that your first day back in kindergarten was very nerve-wracking, but I would say that you handled the situation with grace and dignity. *rereads FML* EEEEWWWWW!!!

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