Kids: Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher....

By slavelaborsux - 29/08/2011 23:59 - United States

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 14:00

Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML

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By Mikabe - 14/02/2011 18:51 - Sweden

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

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By teacher - 07/09/2014 21:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

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Threat

By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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Kids these days…

By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 02:13 - United States

Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 16:36 - United States - El Cajon

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Read the room

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:37

I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:40

Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?

Comments

KingreX32 21

Monday 30 June 2014 5:18

you shoukd touch that kid in the face with your foot really hard.

Bugsy0508 6

Tuesday 29 July 2014 20:29

Lol tell the kids parents. (I know this is 2014 but I did the random category

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Wednesday 28 January 2015 10:36

What a little shit.

lolfml248 8

Sunday 7 June 2015 21:55

If your school has video cameras, show them to your boss! That type of behavior should be reported.

NickACD 27

Friday 26 June 2015 22:59

If my kids ever act like that, I'd want to know so I could punish them accordingly.

becca9985 34

Wednesday 8 June 2016 20:20

O...M...G... This whole FML just represents what kind of a world we live in and it's downright disgusting. Children who are subject to actual abuse like this are often too scared to tell anyone and other children, like the one mentioned here, abuse their positions as children with foundationless threats like this. What's truly scary is that we live in a society where adults take these "threats" seriously (and for good reason, because you honestly never know if a child is being truthful or not and it's better to err on the side of caution), and children are starting to understand the power they hold over adults with comments like that. How many FMLs have I read on this site where children threaten adults with baseless accusations? Again, I point out how disgusting it is.