Health: Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems...

By HappyBirthday - 28/05/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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Drive

By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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Smashed

By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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Party for One!

By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30

Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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Holly_GoLightly 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:35

Shitty. thats why you need to buy icecream cake

minidonut54 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 12:20

she DID buy something storemade D:

Comments

Dave350 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:51

I agree with #63 Rotten eggs? But you'd smell them. That's about all you add to cake mixes nowadays. But you bake it at 350, not much will survive that. And icing is all sugar.... Must have been something else they both ate.

blobxmaster13 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:52

i'd say FHL.

lmmmr 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:02

**** that. Don't buy the prepackaged store bought crap. Learn to bake.

bobertnoodle 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:10

No offense, but this is kind of a lame FML. I don't want to sound weird but it didn't have any "spunk".

carlyelocin 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:15

LOL now she hates you too.

Shadaez 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:28

A cake can't give food poisoning unless someone contaminated it, plus raw eggs RARELY (I've heard 1 in 1mill) have salmonella, I always eat some batter. L2 wash your hands?

frenchfry929 0

Friday 29 May 2009 6:02

Don't listen to anyone that says YDI. That's just a run of bad luck. What you did for your friend was extremely nice though.

sos_your_face 0

Friday 29 May 2009 6:11

wouldn't it have been easier if you made your friend a cake? she'd probably like it better that you spent time to make her something, and no one would be sick

Bumlove89 0

Friday 29 May 2009 7:17

STFU with the "first" and "second" stuff, no one cares. And for people who think she made the cake, she obviously bought it. Read her post before you make stupid comments. OP, it sucks but at least you tried. You're a good friend for caring.