Intimacy: Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to...

By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 18:00

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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Faithful

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Broke boy

By Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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Spotted

By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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Busted

By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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By Brittany - 10/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML

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Saturday 25 September 2010 9:23

Dump him then. He just told you he planned to cheat on you. YDI if you got them anyway.

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:24

For whatever reason I think that there would have been signs that he was an asshole much early in the relationship.

Comments

lsousa 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:27

i would of bought them then laughed when he asked for them and said these are for me ass hole

horridromance 7

Thursday 17 March 2011 21:23

DUMP THAT BROKE-ASS!!!

xzenofx 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:15

your dumb for being with someone like that to start with

soccersgr8 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:45

he's a greedy worthless little bastard

xXwolflegionXx 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:27

kick that ass in the balls!

MinkaGraham 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:31

woow .. some great boyfriend ..

random_person243 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 18:01

ouch!

williamh327 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:31

u didn't steal them right?

FML_a_Must 7

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:50

Oh wow.. he's either really bad at telling jokes or he's an idiot, I think the second option suits him well. Be happy he's leaving who knows what he's done behind ur back! Since he clearly doesn't take that relationship seriously.