By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
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Lythiaren 8

Dump him then. He just told you he planned to cheat on you. YDI if you got them anyway.

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FYLDeep 25

For whatever reason I think that there would have been signs that he was an asshole much early in the relationship.

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lw15 0

Hope you dumped his sorry arse. A dick like that doesn't deserve you

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cinnomonroll 0

u should dump him he's an idiot and #4- cute picture

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lol_ironic_life 9

He sucks :( kick him to the curb it's time for a new boyfriend! :)

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taetay2010j 0

I sure hope u didn't Steal it for him or ud be a complete idiot and deserve it

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1kings67 0

he's probably joking....buy magnums and say they're for all the well endowed men I'm going to sleep with

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foxy1222 0

he's a keep in someone elses bedroom dumb the bastard OP instead of nagging about it on FML.

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foxy1222 0

for phustuercluck I don't know if he's either spelling these words wrong or I have no clue what the words are.

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Spastastic 6

Are you talking about when he said "sofaking"? It's a reference to an SNL sketch involving a commercial for a furniture store called "Sofa King". They say things such as, "it's Sofa King good!" At least I'm pretty sure it is, haha.

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Freeze_fml 16

I'm sure I've heard the phrase way before SNL tried it. I remember it was on ATHF but I think I've heard it before that as well.

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Freeze_fml 16

I get the feeling that you're some nagging friend who pretends the guy you're hanging out with is your boyfriend.

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vickycat 5

If this is the last day you guys are together before he leaves...did you guys not have any conversation til now about what your plans are relationship-wise after he leaves? It doesn't sound likely that 3 days ago he promised he would be faithful to you while he was away and that he would love you forever ....so I'm thinking you kinda deserve it for assuming. Also, I'm certain he was an asshole before asking you to steal condoms he can use to sleep with other girls, so you also deserve it for short-changing, or at best, deluding yourself.

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