Love: Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh,...

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 22:29 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By Embarassedd - 26/11/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML

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By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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Thursday 25 April 2013 9:28

What a tough crowd.

bluerhhajfk 17

Thursday 25 April 2013 9:28

lmfao

Comments

Lizardgirl 7

Thursday 25 April 2013 13:03

Well I laughed at this, OP :) Still, sorry things didn't go well. Sounds like something that'd happen to me for sure.

Vickyh46 8

Thursday 25 April 2013 13:05

Wow, seriously? I woulda laughed my damn arse off. :D Bet that was pretty awkward for you, huh?

lashes_to_ashes 14

Thursday 25 April 2013 13:13

Guess your friends aren't as close as you thought they were or they'd have appreciated the amusement.

jxcala 10

Thursday 25 April 2013 13:47

Maybe you weren't sexy and you didn't know it

toalysium 15

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:54

Screw them. This is your day OP, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. Besides, they're probably just jealous that they aren't getting laid tonight.

TDWPForDayz 9

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:58

You would think that they wouldn't be so uptight during a wedding. I know for a fact I would have been laughing my ass off. You never see that kind of stuff at weddings, it's always so serious.

dr_snow_bear 29

Thursday 25 April 2013 15:06

You should have gone with Gangnam Style.

M3DIC4T3 29

Thursday 25 April 2013 15:31

No one laughed at all? Not even a chuckle? That's so awkward and it's like rude. Your guests should've fake laughed or something, just to save your feelings...