Love: Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh,...

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 22:29 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By Embarassedd - 26/11/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML

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By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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CrissyyyS2 22

Thursday 25 April 2013 9:28

What a tough crowd.

bluerhhajfk 17

Thursday 25 April 2013 9:28

lmfao

Comments

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:08

Darn, did you forget to write 'bring sense of humor' on the invitations?

newburton13 26

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:16

Where was your wedding, a funeral home?

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Thursday 25 April 2013 16:21

YDI for choosing such a horrible song.

Perdition25 12

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:36

Yep, LMFAO sucks balls. There is nothing funny about them or their songs.

captainsparkle 6

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:08

oh no. How dare they not laugh at your completely original, not-overdone-at-all, one of a kind first dance. It's almost like they went to a wedding and expected to see romance and class. I guess your family and close friends just don't appreciate the depth of LMFAO.

DDCA 24

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:16

LMFAO had Ron Jeremy in their video. If Ron Jeremy would have to be your minister, that would be different.

JLangel94 6

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:22

I would of laughed! Hey at least it's original!

boshbish 14

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:36

I think it's time to accept that you just aren't funny. Don't feel bad OP. You either have it or you don't.

Lonus 9

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:36

Who care. It's your wedding, do want you want.

Lonus 9

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:23

Cares*

outoftown 26

Friday 26 April 2013 5:41

They did. This FML was the result. That, and the video they can view over and over, searching for the smiles and applause they must have missed.

Lonus 9

Sunday 28 April 2013 18:40

What I'm saying is, they shouldn't give a **** what other people think. It's their special day.

kyoyaotori 7

Thursday 25 April 2013 18:02

YDI...I mean come on, a reception that opens with a song about body image and waving your junk around? It may have been fun, but I would have just saved that for later on in the reception. Not to mention it is highly unoriginal. Now if it was what "defines" you, then by all means use that song but please...by whatever good there is...tell me that is not the case. When I go to a wedding reception I expect the wedding reception to be classy and for it to eventually get hectic and trashy.