Miscellaneous: Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten...

By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By left4dead - 27/10/2012 20:04 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 06:36 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 2 920

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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You deserved it 2 644

By Nofriends - 09/07/2012 11:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML

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peacefully84 19

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:28

Hey, free $50!

holdenSSV 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:29

Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)

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meganxomarie 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:13

Ouchh..

carboncopy 4

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:30

They could have just told you to sit away and not offer $. Do you take regular showers? Are you socially awkward? YDI

burtonbullet 10

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:48

Forever alone.

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:01

Awe OP. FYL... At least you got paid. ;]

fletchdawg 2

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:03

cradle6 is hot

mamacakes25 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:07

well from now on constantly try to sit by anyone you can if they say no then say pay up bitches

snowkitty19 7

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:10

free money

yummcookie 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:11

Use that $50 to buy happiness!

mama2b3 20

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:36

That's insulting but it's better than being all by yourself and broke.

McMan 23

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:38

With a marketing skill like that you should've sat down beside everyone. You'd being rolling in the fives.

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Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML

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Today, I learned that my mother has been telling people that I need anger management. I'm not attending anger management, I'm attending therapy to aid in my recovery from abusive relationships. She doesn't understand the difference or why I find it upsetting. FML

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