Miscellaneous: Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten...

By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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You deserved it 17 493

Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 131

By left4dead - 27/10/2012 20:04 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML

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You deserved it 2 088

By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 06:36 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML

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You deserved it 8 039

By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 979

You deserved it 7 152

By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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You deserved it 2 300

By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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You deserved it 224

By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 2 920

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 142

You deserved it 2 644

By Nofriends - 09/07/2012 11:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML

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You deserved it 25 152

peacefully84 19

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:28

Hey, free $50!

holdenSSV 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:29

Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)

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withasmile 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:08

That is so mean. But you wouldn't want them as friends anyway. it gets better once school is over, promise.

Clamcreepy 7

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:14

Just go laugh about it as you walk to the bank from your new found money making skill

jaredofmo 22

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:16

This is the greatest thing ever! If people want to avoid you, make them pay for you to make it easy!

CeeCee_fml 16

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:18

$50? Shit... I don't care what you haters say, I'm gettin' paid.

WickedClownMCL 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:30

Hey im used to alot of people not liking me cause of what i do, but $50 dollars can get me alot. Fine by me!

ravenxcorvinus 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:34

this is an fml how?? O.o

sickenedwinter86 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:39

$50 bucks free and clear and you're bitchin'? YDI!

ArsenalFan12 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:41

Quite a business

lo0ovebug 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:48

People are buttheads. But hey, free money!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:58

You got paid, quit complaining. You should be hype about the next field trip. Those folks are cool with you so don't worry about being cool with them. At least you know how they really feel so niceties are no longer necessary.

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