Miscellaneous: Today, it was really cold and windy and I started my car before... - FML

By wheels - 25/02/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, it was really cold and windy and I started my car before work. I locked the front door of my house and shut it behind me to leave. The wind was blowing and all my hair got shut in my locked front door... with my keys in my car's ignition. FML

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wheels 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 14:23

im not blonde... the door locked from the inside and the keys were on a key ring that was already in my car's ignition (i have a really old car and when i start it up and just go, it shakes).. after standing there a minute like "o damn" i slowly pulled my hair out and it hurt pretty bad and there was still quite a bit stuck in the door.. it sucked

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jm88 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:11

Just imagining this scenario is making me crack up. What an awkward situation. ;O

SayPeanuts 29

Monday 1 August 2011 0:36

I have to start the car and leave it running for a few minutes to defrost the windows on cold mornings. I think that's a valid reason.

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wheels 0

Friday 27 February 2009 20:38

Thanks a bunch to everyone who can appreciate irony and coincidence and a good laugh!!.... to the rest of you- you're corny :) esp. Mr. Arrogant #42- i bet nobody likes you... Much love!

madame_malfoy 4

Friday 6 March 2009 14:42

i've done that...but i had my keys on me thank god...i have hair reaching to my back jean pockets

takran 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:39

#26: Looks like she has a valid reason! Shock and awe! Idiot. #41: Idling is killing your car. Idling is KILLING your car? KILLING YOUR CAR? IDLING? Do you have any idea how unbelievably stupid you sound?

falloutgurl517 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:04

#14.... typical jackass..... and i can totally see myself doing this because i am just THAT uncoordinated. so people, it is quite possible. and wheels, i feel your pain....

popoman 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:47

I'd say YDI and FYL, because usually I warm up my car when I'm inside it and wait. Patience is a virtue. Be glad it's not your penis. Your erect, throbbing penis. Or your testicles. Your hanging, hairy testicles. That would have been even more painful.

lMfA0_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 8:07

lMFA0 !!! FYL for that one lol xD

lovesanaix413 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:16

aw damn. sucks for you.

downfall95 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:51

WIN.

reyemrein 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:06

^ jajajajajajajahahahahahahahahahaha

Alishmc 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 0:48

What the hell kinda hair do you have? wouldn't it just slide out?

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