Miscellaneous: Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I...

By presidont - 18/10/2009 12:25 - Switzerland

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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The candidate

By anonymous - 05/09/2012 13:51 - Australia - Mittagong

Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML

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By PollingLow - 10/05/2012 15:45 - United States - Decatur

Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML

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Meritocracy doesn't exist

By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 10:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, due to nepotism, I lost to a competitor. They rarely contributed to the competition and were literally distracted all the way through. Their quality was pretty low as well, but they were friends with the judge. FML

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By GK - 08/05/2009 11:20 - Australia

Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML

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Classy Mom

By Meowitzer - 14/09/2019 22:00

Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML

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By anonymous - 12/10/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2018 19:00

Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML

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ICallKyo 3

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:52

sucks for you. that's where being nice gets you. XD

ashes2ashes 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:54

aaahh, you swiss people, always so nice ;) sorry it happened tho

Comments

Vayerman 4

Sunday 18 October 2009 22:53

OMG, at 6th grade student body president elections, the rules were," No gimmicks, no promises, and no lies!" We gave speeches in front of the whole school and she said," I PROMISE to make better recess's with out get in trouble!" I lost to a freaking cheater! And I'm not being a sore loser, I just wish I hadn't of lost to a freaking cheater!! I hate elementary school! I mean who's with me? eh?!

pcakewafflebacon 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:07

sucks to be under 12 years old

geetface 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:01

LOL DUMBASS

TheTragicReturn 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:25

Only compete if you believe you're good enough to deserve your own vote.

jmeg_fml 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:30

That's very sweet of you, but you should feel like there are reasons solid enough as to why you would be a better candidate than her that you would vote for yourself regardless. Plus she'll never know it was you... maybe next time a cute card or chocolate would be wiser... PS - I like your name, haha :)