Miscellaneous: Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited...

By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

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By immature - 18/09/2014 19:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

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By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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Very informative!

By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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By Smart - 16/09/2011 14:42 - United States

Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

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By missingno007 - 28/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Clarkesville

Today, my first day of college, the textbooks I ordered a month in advance still haven't arrived. My first class of the semester is College Readiness. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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By Ughhhhh - 03/10/2016 16:18 - United States - Stockton

Today, I purpose woke up early so that I could be prepared for a class taught by a professor who thinks I'm an idiot. This professor was the first to tell me that I'm 2 hours early and asked very slowly if I know how schedules worked. She seriously sounded concerned. FML

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By swana99 - 04/09/2013 20:39 - United States - Woburn

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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austin_joel95 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:04

sounds kinda cool

DesiGir324 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:07

I don't see why ur complaining. your teacher sounds funny :)

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skylinewhispers 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:05

sounds awesome actually.

skylinewhispers 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:05

sounds awesome actually.

kristineszLIFE 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:06

aha who doesn't love creepy science teachers

pancakerocks 1

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:31

whata freak

Frenchtony 17

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:33

lecturer?

hilaryisick 2

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:36

that definitely sounds freaking awesome :) stop whining and get the close minded stick out of your butt.

PulseEffects 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:36

Dude I'd love to have your teacher XD

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:38

I would love that class... What are you complaining about, OP?

meelo88 13

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:45

I don't know how to vote on this but OP you're lucky to have a teacher that enjoys teaching still....sheesh

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Same thing different taste

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