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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:55 - United States - Scarsdale

Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd peed myself. FML

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Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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WCARlover 34

Thursday 15 November 2012 8:21

I automatically read "meditate" as "**********". Oops

chippa 24

Thursday 15 November 2012 8:20

Does a 50 year old man wear boxers or briefs? Depends! (Get some.)

Comments

newbiehere99 6

Thursday 15 November 2012 8:39

URine in a deep thought I see

astralvagan 20

Thursday 15 November 2012 8:39

That's not uncommon with meditation.... Lost people can't even get that relaxed, so feel fortunate.

Yashichu 3

Thursday 15 November 2012 8:48

Next time. Wear a diaper.

Hammer01 8

Sunday 27 January 2013 21:14

Absolutely. I wear one every time I meditate.

TweetAnne 13

Thursday 15 November 2012 9:07

Wear a diaper next time. Hey at least you relaxed and cleared your mind.

winkydog4056 16

Thursday 15 November 2012 9:23

Something is not quite right here....how does one meditate themselves into a deeply relaxed state &.at the same time bear down enough to release his bladder!? The bladder has a very specific type of epithelial cells that make it stretchy (for obvious reasons). Even in a relax

btstig 11

Thursday 15 November 2012 13:12

The reason we don't pee on ourselves all the time is, our muscles automatically learn to tighten up to prevent it from happening. Thus her supremely relaxed state loosened her body up and surprise. Pissy pants.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Thursday 15 November 2012 9:39

At least you were able to relax. Next time remember to pee before you meditate and you should be good :)

alycion 38

Thursday 15 November 2012 11:13

Most people can't clear their minds the first few times trying to meditate. Doubt most are able to clear their bladders either.

PsychoBitch666 8

Thursday 15 November 2012 12:41

My friend makes "yamyamyam"-sounds when he meditates. You should be glad someone didn't tape it and upload it to youtube. My friend wasn't as lucky.

whyisitincapital 25

Thursday 15 November 2012 12:47

Maybe you should meditate on the toilet.

CuriousAlien 7

Thursday 15 November 2012 13:16

There's a reason WHY you felt relaxed, because you have that relaxed and satisfied feeling after you let out you're pee sometimes. At least you weren't dreaming about peeing in you're dream, and then accidentally wet yourself because you thought you peeing in the dream was real.