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By wrongplacewrongtime - 22/02/2013 06:12 - United States - San Antonio

Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML

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By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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RobinKCS 9

Friday 22 February 2013 12:08

If he took you there, and not vice versa, it was originally his spot, not yours. You kinda deserved it.

U_GotitDude 18

Friday 22 February 2013 12:13

You kinda deserved this one, why would you want to go to a place where you and your ex have memories anyway?

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Alex08040214 7

Wednesday 3 April 2013 7:13

Why would you take him there in the first place..?

AsianBomb_xo 10

Wednesday 25 September 2013 11:41

STFU. lol well, at least you know where NOT to go to anymore.. "/

fantasyworld 37

Friday 22 May 2015 23:26

Why would you take a new boyfriend to a place you used to go with an ex? Your new boyfriend wouldn't probably like it.

wickedgetz 30

Sunday 23 April 2017 19:51

Why would you go there when you know that it is his spot?

ic2drops 10

Monday 16 October 2023 0:06

maybe go somewhere else?

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