Intimacy: Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I...

By wrongplacewrongtime - 22/02/2013 06:12 - United States - San Antonio

Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML

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By WTF - 01/06/2013 04:03 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML

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By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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RobinKCS 9

Friday 22 February 2013 12:08

If he took you there, and not vice versa, it was originally his spot, not yours. You kinda deserved it.

U_GotitDude 18

Friday 22 February 2013 12:13

You kinda deserved this one, why would you want to go to a place where you and your ex have memories anyway?

Comments

Alex08040214 7

Wednesday 3 April 2013 7:13

Why would you take him there in the first place..?

AsianBomb_xo 10

Wednesday 25 September 2013 11:41

STFU. lol well, at least you know where NOT to go to anymore.. "/

fantasyworld 37

Friday 22 May 2015 23:26

Why would you take a new boyfriend to a place you used to go with an ex? Your new boyfriend wouldn't probably like it.

wickedgetz 30

Sunday 23 April 2017 19:51

Why would you go there when you know that it is his spot?

ic2drops 10

Monday 16 October 2023 0:06

maybe go somewhere else?

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