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By elsatheannoyed - 12/11/2014 04:34 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML

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By PrincessPromotion - 26/07/2014 16:29 - United States - Havertown

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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By NotAPrincess - 12/05/2015 16:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By Gilbert - 04/02/2025 00:00 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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thinblue32 15

Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:01

Aww sorry OP. Let it go.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:03

Bet you wish your name was something Elsa.

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trickiestboss 10

Wednesday 12 November 2014 20:32

I'm sorry for your life.

Tyrez 32

Wednesday 12 November 2014 20:41

Time to get a name change!

Llamasaur 14

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:07

You poor, poor soul

DewTutorials 6

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:21

That sucks. You just have to let it go..

Aierleon 3

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:24

"Do you want to hide a body?"

LostInTheZone11 29

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:27

I'm siding with OP on this. I now hate that annoying, overrated, stupid movie.

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:40

Agreed in full.

spunkylady 24

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:42

That's unfortunate :(

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:53

I like Frozen, but boy is it WAY overrated and overhyped. FYL, OP.

rabid_otaku 29

Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:20

I'm so sorry.

AnnaTheTerrible 8

Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:22

I keep getting asked if I have a sister named Elsa. Still probably not as bad as actually being named Elsa, though.

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