By Potty-Pot - 23/01/2017 10:00

Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
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TabooSushi 24

Sounds like it's time to talk about shower time and what's an appropriate length when you only have one toilet in the house. At the very least, he should ask if you have to use the toilet before he takes the place over.

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Thor1012 28

um surely there was a way around this? a neighbour? nearby toilets? forgive my ignorance I don't live in flat.. but convinced there was another way

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RichardPencil 30

You need to introduce him to better-quality **** so he can finish faster.

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Average_person 12

just go while he's in the shower, it will give him a message. by the way, he's probably beating his meat and that's why he's taking so long.

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Dave_Davington 33

Do you not have a kitchen sink or something?

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RichardPencil 30

Back in the day, they'd call that a chamber pot.

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AlissaMichaela 8

You had other options: 1. Bang on the door and ask him to unlock the door so you can pee. 2. Pee in the sink 3. Go outside 4. Empty bottle

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nainai_09 14

5. It's just a damn pot.

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Mooglefox 23

What, no sink for you to sit over?

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iswearimhuman 12

Your roommate really needs to learn some etiquette. Do they not realise that they're not the only one in the apartment? Talk to them

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haveyou000 22

You don't have a kitchen sink that would've done better than a pot you prepare food in? That's gross. How was that your first option?!

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tonyfan00 38

Most people don't have legs long enough for their dong to reach the sink...

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BananEnigma 24

And a woman would have to climb up and dangerously squat over it.......... just saying.

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KatyMarie 7

We only have 1 bathroom, with 4 people living here, including me being pregnant...myself, my boyfriend, mom, and younger sister...if one of us needs to pee while someone is showering, we just knock and go use the bathroom. Not a big deal, being as we are all used to sharing the bathroom

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dabomsht123 3

Should of just walked in, pissed, and walked out!! **** it! Sounds like he don't got no respect for yous, so why show him that much

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