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By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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By fredfredburger - 25/06/2014 17:45 - United States - Imperial

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML

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By Les Miserables is so sad - 02/01/2013 23:38 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By Kiimmy - 09/10/2010 14:36 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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crzyry 6

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:55

There's nothing wrong with that. That movie was amazing. I didn't cry watching but it was still good.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:53

a tear drop is cute, sobbing- thats a no no

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SpartaN_fml 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 20:46

World Trade Center. Saddest movie ever.

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 20:50

emotional much? lol

anil6057 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 20:50

chelsee u cried during the terminal? lol that was boring. I just cried last night to my sisters keeper.

delly_fml 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 20:55

You have three problems dear OP and they are grammer, capatilization and extreme softness! Haha jk I cried to what a sad movie :(((

lmpinto 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 20:57

For someone who clearly hasn't quite grasped the subtleties of the english language (grammer? capatilization?) you sure talk too much...

Tequilamockngbrd 7

Sunday 29 November 2009 21:01

#32 -- Which means that your problem is spelling? If you're going to correct another person's grammAr, make sure that your spelling is correct. Since I've corrected another post, my post will be doomed to have an error. D: Oh, well.

jjjeah 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 21:03

I like seeing men cry. Sensitivity is hot. I think most women like humans, not robots with cocks :)

Yatta_fml 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 21:11

I've never all out cried for any movie... Only reared up a few times, like for Gladiator. Just this summer when I saw My Sisters Keeper, people were sobbing and all I was doing was thinking "geez, could they be TRYING to make you cry more than this?" The whole set up just made me think about how much I hate movies that try and illicit tears like that. Anyway - if you did cry, well, good for you... What's wrong with that?

MrPresidentBoss1 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 21:14

Way to man up in front of your girl.

Gavik 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 21:29

Manliness fail

Cristaderzi 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 21:40

Nothing wrong with crying! Those are old Victorian BS rules that women are weak and emotional and men are sttoic boxers! Cry if ya wanna its a democracy GEEZ!

IMB916 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 21:41

I like a man who's not afraid to cry ;)

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Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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Today, my mother keeps nagging me to find a wife, settle down, and have kids, even though I have zero interest in any of those things. She refuses to understand that I’m perfectly content being completely on my own. She even signed me up to Tinder without my knowledge. FML

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Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

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Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

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Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML

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Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

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