By AquaRevolver - 25/05/2009 10:35 - New Zealand

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
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I also a paintballer, so I call bullshit unless you had the barrel on her finger, in which YDI for being a dumbass.

#13 you are wrong lol. As much as Feminists like to argue about women's independence, it is a FACT that the average man is much much stronger than the average woman. Second of all, if you were in the Titanic, then I wouldn't be surprised that you would leave the ship onto the lifeboats as you are of the "most vulnerable members of society". There are no feminists on sinking ships, war, or a House Fire. I never saw Feminists screaming that women should've been drafted into Vietnam. I never see Feminists leaving a house-fire the same time as a man. I never see a Feminist screaming that women should work in the forests, or the minefields, or the oil rigs, or any other dangerous job. Feminists only want equality in a pretty office, that's all.

shnibz101 0

Well paint ball is one of my biggest hobbies and well these things go about 200mph. I've cut my friend on the finger, but I don't see how it could brake her finger couse well THEY BREAK!

Lol I'm his girlfriend I've just been reading these. Just to reiterate... It was by accident, it was close range and I crept up on him. He did call my name but I didn't hear it. So I suppose it was my fault, but it still hurt like a bitch. I went to the doctor's and it wasn't broken. It just bruised and swelled magnificently. Also... I like it when my boyfriend is chivalrous... It's a nice feeling.

GodsNightmare21 0

Just another reason to add to my list of many reasons why I prefer Airsoft.

fml1358 0

man you really need to work on your aim but that is 1 of the reasons why i don't play paintball

haha pusssy, play airsoft, yeah "manly", pure rednecks play airsoft, pure fruitcakes play paintball,

heyyou1203 0

103 - actually, a lot of feminists, such as myself, do believe that women should be drafted (although opposed to a draft in general) and do dangerous jobs. Unfortunately, many jobs prohibit women from working them (such as working near chemicals) because it might cause harm to the potential child they may plan on having some day. Basically, people view women as baby-making machines so they're kept from more dangerous jobs, but yes, ideally it would be equal. I'm sorry you've never met feminists who believe in true equality.

#13: It's Psychology, In real relationships (emphasis on real) women look for a strong man who is capable of defending his family; By strong I mean in anyway (physiological or psychological). Man is attracted to the affection demonstrated by the woman (whether it may be emotional or physical; it varies from person to person). To the poster: That sucks man, but hey it's a game. I think she knew that playing could mean that she can end up injured. Just apologize, she won't hate you for it.

BS. Definitely not going to break a finger from a hit.