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By AquaRevolver - 25/05/2009 10:35 - New Zealand

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 18:00

Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML

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By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

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By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

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By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By sore - 21/10/2009 08:27 - Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

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By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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You deserved it 722

stunty_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:02

Friendly fire? Isn't.

emer_helena 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:34

I love how you dont say that you shot her by accident

Comments

icecreamdriveby 5

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:04

Does anyone else picture her finger just dangling there in two pieces?

24788 6

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:10

FHL, she has the broken finger and a boyfriend who shoots his own teammates.

mcsnelly 5

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:24

i kinda agree with #67 and that the OP wasn't exactly being sexist, but it just sounded odd the way he worded the post. If it was his gf's first time playing paintball and he just wanted to make sure she got the hang of it and didn't get hurt right away to have fun while playing then that is kind of sweet. But if it was more like he was saying she couldn't do it herself and needed lots of help, then that would be sexist. But I think the OP was going more for the first scenario. Personally, though, I'd be a little annoyed if my bf actually said he wanted to "protect" me. And yes, #32 (and anyone else complaining about feminists), learn what feminists actually are before you call them all complaining lesbians. #28--I do have to disagree-men can complain much more than women....ever had to take care of a guy while he's sick? Just saying.....lol

lmmmr 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:25

#80- What exactly is it that you disagree with about an intellectual, philosophical and political movement aimed at equal rights and legal protection for women?

musicfanatic 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:30

yeah, i kind of agree with the person who said that the 'being manly' part was trying to be humerous. but ouuuch for your girl ;) and FYL, it's not like you *planned* for it to happen [i hope].