Kids: Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're...

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 23:19 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By burned - 03/02/2015 20:45

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

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By rongo12 - 11/05/2012 21:41

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

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By boymom - 04/08/2021 15:59

Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

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By ohdang - 12/08/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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By Nightmare - 15/01/2013 14:41

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

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By ahhhhhhh - 30/07/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML

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JoeGrant 12

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:32

More like **** her life...I mean for god sake she ran into a glass door!

KBurns207 17

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:32

Lol good old fashioned brotherly love. And at only 10 years old the escapades have only just begun. That's funny but I hope your daughter is ok!

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extraberry 9

Friday 2 August 2013 7:10

Reminds me of the movie We Need to Talk About Kevin...you should probably watch that boy very carefully

mealsonwheels 12

Friday 2 August 2013 8:07

Your son is glass act . but seriously I'm sorry about your daugter.

LosAngelesGalaxy 7

Friday 2 August 2013 15:24

I'd smack that boy into tomorrow

kalbrek009 20

Friday 2 August 2013 16:34

I'd be giving my son a taste of my belt after telling him "since we're a ghost family, this won't hurt a bit...it'll just pass right through you son"

DJEddieXZ 9

Sunday 4 August 2013 21:30

Why weren't you keeping an eye on them?

shakile78 7

Monday 5 August 2013 21:41

Give your son a good spanking

superman3212 8

Monday 5 August 2013 21:43

he strikes again. evil monkey

rob338 2

Sunday 31 August 2014 0:54

Lol you've got an evil one there

thatfangirl 8

Saturday 29 November 2014 6:35

that sounds like something I'd do...

i_lik_tomaters 21

Tuesday 21 April 2015 2:51

I actually loled at this

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