Intimacy: Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's...

By SLA - 23/03/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Jaywin 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:07

Your 11 year old bro is getting some mad recess swing-set pussy. More power to him.

MaCherie_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:06

"UR DOING IT WRONG." This made me laugh :D

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Kira_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:15

Gotta agree with #25. I feel like 11 is old enough to know what missionary position is supposed to look like to not ask a question like that...

derfboy23 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:21

Haha, that's hilarious!

Slicer316 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:24

that was hilarious. ur lil bro is amazing made my day

therocket_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:26

thats hilaroius1

audiogasmic 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:27

that's not FML...nothing bad happened...it's just funny as hell. i would've laughed and high fived him too! hahaha.

gumcuzzler 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:32

you brothers sickkk..i wanna chill with that kid

war_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:39

Funny, but fail on your behalf.

f_ckerdef_ck 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:41

haha that's not a FML, that's just damn funny! i would lold if i were you

Triceratops4Lif 7

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:43

Your boyfriend is the man! I wanna party with him. That is exactly something that I would do.

sirfuzzitoes 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:44

NOT AN FML!! TAKE IT DOWN, FIND OUT WHAT FML STANDS FOR AND REPOST!!

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