Kids: Today, my 12 and 14 year olds told me they'll be doing whatever...

By Anonymous - 08/04/2016 21:43 - United States - Sterling

Today, my 12 and 14 year olds told me they'll be doing whatever they like from now on and there will be no rules or bedtime, otherwise they'll tell their teachers that my husband and I abuse them. Where did I go wrong? FML

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Saturday 9 April 2016 8:44

You should tell them, that if they say that, they will be taken away from you, and placed in foster care, where there will be rules, bedtimes and chores they're trying to escape.

Roxas_hearts 27

Saturday 9 April 2016 8:36

Something like this happened to my uncle. His son (my cousin) called the cops on him for telling him to study, saying he hurt him. He had to live with us for a couple days. It's sad because now he's too afraid to discipline his youngest one now because if something is brought to the cops again it could get his kids taken away from him.

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thunderniron 22

Saturday 9 April 2016 19:29

My, then, 12 yo son once told me he was going to call 911 and report me for "child abuse" because I made him take a bath and get ready for bed. I handed him the phone and told him to make sure they send an ambulance as well as the police, because if I was going to jail for a crime I was d for damn sure going to at least commit the crime. He hung the phone up and we never had an issue again.

cptncuttlefish 24

Saturday 9 April 2016 19:32

You went wrong a long ass time ago my dude Time to ground em till they're 21

racejunkie 4

Saturday 9 April 2016 19:32

I honestly think that I might beat my kids if they said that to me!

rose100 6

Saturday 9 April 2016 19:37

See then you should say "Okay then you have to get jobs and pay half (or 1/4 each) of the bills. And do your own shopping and cook your own food. And if they ask fir a ride somewhere say "nope" til they stop being brats

Tomryan279 10

Saturday 9 April 2016 19:43

Put locks on there room(s) and tell them that if they don't want to act like your children and fallow rules then rent is this much, garbage is on this day you have to feed and clothe yourself and get yourself like an adult. When your ready to act like my children again come see the land lord. There was a post on Facebook that was similar and I thought it was clever.