Kids: Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs"...

By Ann - 31/05/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

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By DCarreon - 04/10/2012 07:13 - United States - Ceres

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

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By Not funny! - 22/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML

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By jake - 10/01/2021 18:02 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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They hated her because she spoke the truth

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 06:01

Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML

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By alissa_roar - 18/04/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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No introductions needed

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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Don't you know that you're toxic?

By Anonymous - 07/07/2020 23:02

Today, I found out my girlfriend talks to around 18 other men for fun. She says she loves me more, but I told her to prove it, so I took her phone and deleted the social media accounts that she made just for these men. Now I'm a "toxic controlling monster" because I don't let her chat with random men. FML

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faithe92 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:20

start em off early

Keyman1212 14

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:20

I don't look like a pig

Comments

bagleface 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 14:38

And all women are psychopaths

Voldy_fml 16

Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:50

Ah well, your cousin should learn not to interfer, BUT I don't blame her/him, she's trying to save your heart from breaking..or not, anyway fyl.

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 5 July 2012 10:41

Well she's right isn't she? Hardly anymore gentlemen in the world left.

Epicvidmaster 5

Friday 17 August 2012 0:34

Why your phone? And she's 12???

Euronymous93 29

Wednesday 4 September 2013 6:17

Wow, what a bitch. Does she not realize that anyone can be evil?

klx125cross 9

Wednesday 5 September 2012 4:04

Wow. What happen to her? Did somebody not give her a hug?

giggitygoo12 7

Tuesday 9 October 2012 4:12

Puberty is a bitch:(

Thunder7102 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 17:47

Feminism, I present you your new belief system. Seriously though, this is a setup to become a cat lady.

sonywebbie 6

Friday 8 November 2013 13:28

Who is she to do SHIT on your phone without asking you

rfn2 7

Monday 21 April 2014 15:56

What a bitch

AFGBOY2002 4

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