ACAB, Cops and Kids: Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for...

By duckthehack - 28/01/2011 14:25 - Poland

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 979

You deserved it 8 898

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 397

You deserved it 7 589

By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 501

You deserved it 6 578

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 00:15 - United States - Brighton

Today, I had to sneak out of work early to pick my 14-year-old son up from school. He and a friend had been found covered in Astroglide, racing each other down the corridor on their bellies. My boss noticed my absence from work, and now my son and I are both on suspension. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 478

You deserved it 9 881

Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 396

You deserved it 1 628

Right or wrong?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 16:00

Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML

I agree, your life sucks 770

You deserved it 492

Kids will be kids

By Charles Booth - 09/04/2021 14:00 - United States

Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 342

You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 592

You deserved it 5 688

By ohcrap - 02/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 484

You deserved it 16 131

A bit harsh

By amy - 08/08/2022 12:00

Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 899

You deserved it 142

Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

I agree, your life sucks 516

You deserved it 77

sweet_candy_ 17

Friday 28 January 2011 18:57

He is hanging out with the wrong crowd :(

perdix 29

Friday 28 January 2011 19:06

Don't worry, he was talking about the band. Sting really ****** over Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers when he ditched them for his self-indulgent solo career. Or maybe he was angry when they jumped the shark with "Ghost in the Machine." Either way, it wasn't really about you.

Comments

truehitman2010 0

Friday 28 January 2011 21:47

he should have wrote **** THE PIGS

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 28 January 2011 22:36

Ya, I'd pay to see that....

enoughgrace 4

Friday 28 January 2011 21:48

for Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

princessjasmine2_fml 0

Friday 28 January 2011 21:49

My uncle is a preacher, and my cousin burned down the church he presides over. This was his way of announcing he was an atheist.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 28 January 2011 22:37

It's the way of the world, I guess... Cops (and lawyers) children grow up to be criminals Preachers children grow up to be atheists or screw everything in sight. Carpenters kids fail shop class. Cooks kids burn the house down... Sigh. Where's Marvin.

someguy314159265 15

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:50

Actually, my parents are atheists, and so am I. Then again, I guess you could say that your statement applies to me as well in that I'm a lot more tolerant of "gross" and "wrong" things than they are, thanks to the Internet. Also, you got the lawyers' part wrong. According to your logic, lawyers' children would grow up to be good and honest citizens.

mike3775 35

Friday 28 January 2011 21:52

When my son decided to cause damages like that, I paid for it, and bet your behind he is paying me back for the money I had to shell out.

Crystiella 0

Friday 28 January 2011 21:58

That always solves everything.

bossybella 0

Friday 28 January 2011 22:07

your sson is eeking attention! he prob showing you his feelings.. you a police man... he writing **** the police... shm good luck

0neiros 14

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:09

I Wonder how that sentence would look Sober or Literate.

dariuz 0

Friday 28 January 2011 22:15

and son will never learn beat his ass so hard he will never forget.

Jizwold 0

Friday 28 January 2011 22:20

I feel bad for people who live where cops are dueche bags cause where I live the only people the cops **** with are the ones who have a tendency to blow a load all over the law's face