By Facepalmum - 10/01/2013 06:28 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
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mpj13 8

How do you even get the two confused?

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Werken247 14

Were you and your husband related before you got married? C'mon now tell the truth.

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Thpwns 5

Did you have the heart to tell him or did you give it back to him

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kalbrek009 20

Sorry that your son isn't the brightest crayon in the box. You need to set him straight.

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Barbelo 3

Seems like a Darwin Award just waiting to crack open.

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jennuhm 4

YDI for not maintaining a clean house and for not teaching your kid the difference between a birds egg and dried up shit

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love_me_electric 20

The kid's 14 years old, she shouldn't need to clean his room for him.

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Barbelo 3

You've spawned one dumb ************.

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Raykyogrou03 12

At least he didn't try to make scrambled eggs--you would have to get rid of your kitchen.

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jellyghost 12

Just his clever way of saying your a shitty patent

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