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how did I read this as "today, my 15 year old son got married to a fly"... lack of sleep does weird things.
What kind of father speaks that way? Poor kid...
No, your son did not humiliate you...you did that to yourself just now with the posting your FML showing what a self centered, heartless moron you can be with regards toward YOUR SONS actual humiliation by believing it was yours instead....why must everything be about you? Lol
If this isn't fake you deserve every bit of embarrassment. You are extremely selfish. He was the kid with the fly and embarrassent. I would be embarrassed to have you as a parent.
goddamn flies
Probably a gay kid
Humiliate you?? How do you think he feels? He going to be thinking about that for awhile and hopefully laugh at it later in life.
Maybe instead of being a jerk dad, you talk to him. For that kind of overreaction it seems there is more going on. There is a chance that he is depressed or is being bullied. Considering you seem kind of like a bully yourself, it wouldn't be surprising. How about actually being a caring parent?
you should think about your son and not him embarrasing you
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Fly: 1 Son: 0
Fail. Everyone makes mistakes though.