Kids: Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing...

By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 21:15 - Canada - London

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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Not too fond of the chair

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 31 May 2014 0:34

Fly: 1 Son: 0

ImSteve 8

Saturday 31 May 2014 0:33

Fail. Everyone makes mistakes though.

Comments

TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Saturday 31 May 2014 17:49

When little things get to someone that much it can be a sign something else is upsetting them. Try asking him how he's doing instead of being embarrassed by him.

davincidasecond 24

Saturday 31 May 2014 19:28

I may be in the minority, but I don't blame you for being embarrassed. You should probably check if there are any underlying issues as to why he reacted that way though. Things probably happened and it could have built up to him just breaking down in this situation.

kiki9_fml 10

Saturday 31 May 2014 20:08

I think you should be less worried about the fact that the situation humiliated YOU and maybe focus on your sons mental health.

Gweedo65 16

Saturday 31 May 2014 20:18

what a little bitch

JCal585 8

Saturday 31 May 2014 21:06

YDI .. You raised him.

zacksmith42 5

Sunday 1 June 2014 1:24

he needs to talk to mister milogi

NEONleopard 3

Sunday 1 June 2014 3:03

Lol wow

missizz_fml 7

Sunday 1 June 2014 3:30

Hmmm, great parenting, let me take notes on how to not care for my sons' welfare but about what other people think of me... If anything I would have bust out with a laughing attack.