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By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 21:15 - Canada - London

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 31 May 2014 0:34

Fly: 1 Son: 0

ImSteve 8

Saturday 31 May 2014 0:33

Fail. Everyone makes mistakes though.

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lizziepooh 1

Sunday 8 June 2014 19:04

You're kinda a bitch.

fanta_zero 1

Friday 27 November 2015 8:37

That's heartless, you should be thinking about your son.

jstone89 13

Friday 8 July 2016 19:01

LMAO

T1A2Z3 34

Wednesday 6 June 2018 17:46

Being humiliated by your son crying? What is wrong with you? The poor kid

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