Kids: Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing...

By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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By tortureromoretorture - 27/08/2015 00:28 - United States - West Islip

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML

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By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 21:15 - Canada - London

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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Saturday 31 May 2014 0:34

Fly: 1 Son: 0

ImSteve 8

Saturday 31 May 2014 0:33

Fail. Everyone makes mistakes though.

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Fuhkyoo 17

Saturday 31 May 2014 5:33

maybe hes just that strong

HowsBoutaRoadie 8

Saturday 31 May 2014 5:40

your son needs a real father figure. ''walk it off p*ssy''

Emi1y 21

Saturday 31 May 2014 7:04

I would think that he'd be a little more humiliated falling out of his chair and all...

htownpostman 16

Saturday 31 May 2014 7:12

At first I thought that was cute.. Then my eyes focused and I saw it said '15' and not '5'... Now it's just sad...

oneofthosepeople 6

Saturday 31 May 2014 7:16

You had to make his humiliation all about you? Maybe you should try considering what got him to that point...

scarman_fml 14

Saturday 31 May 2014 8:36

where was this?

Rogerrr57 21

Saturday 31 May 2014 8:46

This might be a cry for help

mackychahinez_fml 3

Saturday 31 May 2014 12:01

And that makes him a Fall Out Boy.

orsombre_fml 11

Saturday 31 May 2014 12:18

What a dreadful parent you are. You showed your son how little he means to you.

Baybiiie 11

Saturday 31 May 2014 13:08

YDI! For some reason this post made me angry! OP, I think he's the one who deserves ALL THE SYMPATHY. Dont you?

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