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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

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Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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dpope06 0

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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Da_Bozz 13

I always thought 12-year-olds would ask this...

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_words_of_wisdom 4

its dumbasses like your son who are only alive because it's illegal to kill them. you should have had an abortion.

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PunkChik27 3

Your kid has to be playing a joke on you. there is no way at 18 he doesn't know what's up with that.

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StormsKnights 2

or maybe your son knows something u dont

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StormsKnights 2

or maybe your son knows something u dont

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SadikOnuska 0

With artificial insemination and adoption it's entirely possible.

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mya1234 4

smart kid u got there say yes and see the look on his face

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melaniewille143 0

Well obviously you aren't a virgin if you have a freakin son.!!!!

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GuardianxCore 0

She could have adopted him and never had sex before. Or if they had it back then she could have done that thing where they fertilize the egg in a test tube, and never had sex.

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superchadley 8

@#328 I suppose, but then it wouldn't be on FML. And if that were true, she sould've told him before he was 18.

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NanH 5

Once again, the effectiveness of "abstinence only education" is proven.

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FAYUL12345100 3

My thoughts exactly. How many kids do you think actually follow the instructions we're given in those classes?

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