Intimacy: Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still...

By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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Admit it

By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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My kid, the playa

By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 17:01

Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML

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Sex ed 101

By clapping_for_you - 14/12/2018 12:30

Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML

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ddinspire6 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:45

Say yes.

dpope06 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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codieisdank 0

Friday 30 December 2011 7:20

No. The answer would be no.

BloodFaerie 21

Friday 30 December 2011 8:42

.......is your son "special"....??

notoriousbob 11

Friday 30 December 2011 9:30

It would make sense if he was adopted

aaliyah99 0

Friday 30 December 2011 9:33

Is he stupid?

Alexand3rS 0

Friday 30 December 2011 13:51

...are you?

Fylminesawsome 5

Friday 30 December 2011 17:38

Its been known to happen.. When dry humping doesnt stay dry......ok ill stop now.

pebbles313 3

Friday 30 December 2011 21:15

Not saying it's you, but SOMEBODY dropped the ball with this kid........IJS.

cooldaddio 14

Friday 30 December 2011 23:06

Maybe he thinks he's Jesus.

frackhappens 3

Saturday 31 December 2011 0:07

Lmfao! Really? Mwahahahahahaha! Fyl for raising an idiot....lol

Frenchgirl1992 1

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:09

I think it's time to have "the talk", just saying.

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Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

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Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML

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Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML

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Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML

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Today, my son handed me a handful of snot he just sneezed out, then went back to playing with his Lego. I had IVF and gave up a career as a lawyer to have this little snot demon. FML

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Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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