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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

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Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

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Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

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Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 17:01

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Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML

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By clapping_for_you - 14/12/2018 12:30

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Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML

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ddinspire6 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:45

Say yes.

dpope06 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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beachbabe552 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 2:18

Looks like someone doesn't pay attention during health class.

jcp012000 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 4:35

Why would he ask that ridiculous question? And why does he want to know?

Greeksta23 7

Saturday 31 December 2011 5:16

If you've told him about the Virgin Mary, just say you're following in her footsteps. Problem solved!

CTBKewatt 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 5:55

What the hell!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

kevin7474 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:13

could be adopted...

cutanaga 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 8:27

His curiosity is not completely unfounded. Considering the fact that he is 18 at the time of writing, he must have been born in the area of 1993, which is close to the advent of artificial insemination. He may have, in a rather roundabout way, been inquiring if he was produced through artificial means.

jadegarner11 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 9:10

Wow. Just wow.

arielzbkny 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 9:17

He's a dumbass

night_saint 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 10:03

is your name Mary?

kateleen16 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 18:04

you deserve it, teach your idiot son some lessons.

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