By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Welshite 39

You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

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Apretendbiscuit 12

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

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Heathtastic 10

it is hard to type with those gloves on. cut him some slack. at least he can do whatever a spider can

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happyfingers 15

Haha! What dedication. XD

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Iryxian 8

Big whoop? As long as he didn't claim it was because of MJ

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K_lovesnutella 0

Come on,it is only one day.It isn't that hard.You deal with not texting him for one day.

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sanecatlady 13

I'm sure your instinct to survive one whole day without your precious little texting toy will kick in shortly.

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JimberlyHope 9

Clingy, much? If you can't survive one day without talking to him, then I don't see this relationship lasting very long. F your bf's life.

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sinekt 9

Ya all need to stop this motherfucking hashtag, texting, tweeting buillshit. We're humans, not computers, remember? Pepperidge farm remembers!

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chrystal122 6

Well sure! It was only for a few hours I'm sure! If you think he should be so mature, don't you think you should be mature and not so clingy?

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kanggaru 2

how is this even an FML? if you're not strong enough to endure a day without texting, i don't think you should be in a long distance relationship in the first place

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