By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Welshite 39

You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

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Apretendbiscuit 12

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Good lord, it's only a few hours. Get over it!

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Curlytwirly22 17

I would like to suggest you take interest in why he is wearing the costume then you can understand him just a little bit more than you already do and don't be hasty to think he Is naive or childish I mean for all you know he was with his little sister/brother/neighbor trick or treating

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JessTheAwesome 10

Your boyfriend sounds pretty awesome. Just sayin'

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Oceanlexi 6

Let him have his fun, jfc. It's only a few hours, I've gone a couple days without talking to my ldr boyfriend.

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GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Are you more upset by him not texting all day or the spider man suit?

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Solano2580 24

YDI, it seems like you are selfish, perhaps he is an entertainer and needs the money, but you just want him to direct all his attention on you

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unholyswiss 19

Hey, at least he sounds like he has some interesting things going on in his life, unlike you apparently seem to.

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