Love: Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't...

By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML

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You deserved it 15 328

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Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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By littlemissignored - 02/09/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

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By Spooderman - 04/02/2016 02:04 - United States

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 31 October 2013 18:44

You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

Apretendbiscuit 12

Thursday 31 October 2013 18:47

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

Comments

cryssycakesx3 22

Thursday 31 October 2013 23:11

I've lived with my boyfriend for 2 years. we are together every possible moment. we both love it. we're inseparable. I have a panic attack if I don't hear from him for an hour

Sweetpea22 14

Friday 1 November 2013 2:08

You actually believe he loves your clinginess? Dream on. He probably loves being away from you when he can. You sound like a paranoid, controlling freak

harmtouch16 11

Friday 1 November 2013 3:36

You stated that like it's something to be proud of. You need something more in your life if you're having a panic attack over not talking to him every hour. What kind of job does he have/do you have where every 59 minutes you can be like, "Oh hold up, almost an hour here..." Whip out your phone and call or text each other. I'm very (very) happily married to the father of my children that I've been with for 18 years. He goes to work and I'll see him when he gets home, 9 hours later. If I had to talk to him every hour- wow what a turn off. If I'm out with my best friend for a ladies night or he's out with his twin, better believe neither of us is selfish enough to call and interrupt each other. Love each other, enjoy each other, but man your world can come crashing down in the blink of an eye. You need more in your life cause if something happens to him or you, you need more to rely on.

Sweetpea22 14

Friday 1 November 2013 3:58

If I was #105's boyfriend, I would do whatever the **** I can to avoid going home to her. She seems like the kind to snoop in your mail e-mail, and phone

love_me_electric 20

Friday 1 November 2013 6:15

Sweetpea, is it that hard for you to believe her boyfriend actually likes being around her that much? If he didn't like spending time with her, why the hell would he date her? Pretty rude to make all those assumptions about their relationship when you know nothing about them.

Sweetpea22 14

Friday 1 November 2013 7:42

I know many men who are like #104'sr boyfriend. They hate their clinginess, but are too afraid to tell them about it.

love_me_electric 20

Friday 1 November 2013 18:25

I feel sorry for you, hopefully one day you'll find a man who actually enjoys spending time with you and looks forward to it. Sad that you think most men hate hanging out with/talking to their girlfriends. I've found the opposite to be true.

Sweetpea22 14

Friday 1 November 2013 20:30

Guess what? I do have a boyfriend I am happy to hang out with when I can. I also don't have panic attacks when he doesn't call every day since I know he is busy.

harmtouch16 11

Saturday 2 November 2013 4:47

I'm pretty sure there's a big difference in enjoying hanging out with your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse and having an anxiety attack if you don't talk every hour. Men do not enjoy desperate, psychotic, clinginess like that. If I ever acted like that, my husband would be checking me into an institution.