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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By Trish - 30/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I tried to bond with my baby nephew by making funny faces at him. He stared at me like I was the most confusing creature he had ever seen, then burst into tears so loud it scared the dog. FML

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Not her fault nor mine

By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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By MyBallsForSaleOnEbay - 21/08/2015 15:25 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

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By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML

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By never again! - 22/06/2021 02:01

Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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Cg3780byoch 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:07

a-hole...why would you want to make a 3 year old cry?

skitz 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:02

haha, looks like he doesn't have to worry about creepers.

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Francis_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:11

what? a 3yr old broke your nose?...... and why would you try to make him cry?.... you're either a liar or a jerk.

5secondsofvvifi 21

Monday 3 August 2015 6:52

Or both.

sawdy 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:12

Wow... EPIC DOUCHE

kellster 2

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:15

Why wouldn't you just put him down instead of being a jackass?

kfnnnp 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:15

#4 because 3 year olds are really annoying and don't leave you alone when you ask them nicely?

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:17

"Hello... Social services?..."

nativebacon 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:14

Hehehe

grlwitperlEring 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:20

You deserved that for trying to scare a little kid

rachel13_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:16

Usually, that works with me..

duchesse427 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:17

lmfao, that's funny

Crazi_Me 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:20

Thats when you out the chikd down or learn to say know. What on earth would make you want to scare the poor kid to the point of tears? I have to say that you do deserve this. From this post it does not seem like you are very smart but I hope you are atleast smart enough to learn from your mistakes. Dont purposley try to make a kid cry.