By Braelynn - 26/01/2011 07:48

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML
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Mortanious 0

That's cute, but till him to go to sleep too and make up a story on why it is important for him to sleep before you; kids love stuff like that. Of course don't tell him about something along the lines of Dead Space 2.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Slip the ****** some Nyquil. Or, you know, lock your door and go to sleep.

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Haha_no_123 11

Hahaha! Jim Jones. Yes OP, tell him a story of you building a town, bringing people including him and how everyone was happy. Then give him kool-aid saying "this is the special juice everyone in my town loved". You won't have to deal with him Ever Again P.S. Please DONT do the kool-aid part!!

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LemonStarship 5

Give your cousin lots of snacks. You won't hear a thing.

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DorkyBlake 0

hahahahahahahaha. Awwww.

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JERZBornNRaised 7

hahahaha my little cousins are 5 and another one is 4 and they never let me sleep even after work for 8 - 10 hours, and watchin after him and her all dayyyyyyyy.. but ohhh well, not gonna complain they make me laugh haha.. and its fun to take em out and see em happy.. gotta make sure they have a good childhood right?

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PhunkyMagic 0

LOL. Did you tell him to STFU? 'Cause if not... then you kinda deserve it

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daveb989898 0

it's called BENADRYL!!!! LOL

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