By Braelynn - 26/01/2011 07:48

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML
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Mortanious 0

That's cute, but till him to go to sleep too and make up a story on why it is important for him to sleep before you; kids love stuff like that. Of course don't tell him about something along the lines of Dead Space 2.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Slip the ****** some Nyquil. Or, you know, lock your door and go to sleep.

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FYLDeep 25

If he's going to be an alarm clock, tell him to let you know when it's 8:00.

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Aoife_ckyou 0

It's one night. quit complaining. who really gives a shit if you lose a few hours sleep for ONE night? god knows how you'll cope if you ever have children and they wake up screaming at all hours of the night and morning.

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Mervin22 6

Whoa. Calm down Hitler!

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Mervin22 6

Woah. Calm down. It's just an FML.

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insanesna1l 0

well he cares about you enough to let you know. at least if the house is on fire you will get woken up

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bigantennaemay 3

lmao that's funny

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Angelece 0

I learned that the hard way because I saw my fat uncle drinking all the food we left out for Santa but he only drank the beer. :(

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Ooh that's bad. Well my comment was a joke :) I have a 4-year-old niece and I love her. I wouldn't do that.

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hollylollyxoxo 0

give him back his rubber centipede toy and he'll be to busy rubbing it on his face to realize you fell asleep

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sumrem 0

haha I saw that other fml too! lol

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rattusrattus 18

Tell him that if he doesn't let you sleep the bogey man will pay a visit. Don't tell him that the bogey man will be you, tired, woozy and angry from sleep deprivation.

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ryukensfj 5

He's saving your life! Freddy was going to get you! :)

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klong91 7

tell him if he doesn't let you sleep a monster will come and eat h.

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_se7en_780 0

haha thats funny :D

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underpaid011 0

invent a game. call it "go tell mommy when I fall asleep" or something. be creative.

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