By Braelynn - 26/01/2011 07:48

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML
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Mortanious 0

That's cute, but till him to go to sleep too and make up a story on why it is important for him to sleep before you; kids love stuff like that. Of course don't tell him about something along the lines of Dead Space 2.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Slip the ****** some Nyquil. Or, you know, lock your door and go to sleep.

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canible_koul 0

I would pinch him every time he woke me up so that eventually he'd just let me sleep xD

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Gela96 0

Wake up! Wht!!!! I just wanted to say sry for waking u up...

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xxkittyswaggww 1

this made me laugh just imaginig it hahah

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Haha_no_123 11

Cousin:*poke* "you fell asleep again!" You:"I know. That's what people do" C:"but I need you awake with me!" Y:"why?" C:"the monsters under the bed" Y:"oh your scared of the monsters?" C:"yeah" Y:*picks up kid. Takes him to a different room and shoves him under the bed* "have fun!" *go to sleep*

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nanaooze 1

Haha little kids are so cute

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xxlowsnip3rxx 16

when a trash compactor saw mill sword garbage disposal and blender come in handy

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