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By Braelynn - 26/01/2011 07:48

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

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Mortanious 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 12:09

That's cute, but till him to go to sleep too and make up a story on why it is important for him to sleep before you; kids love stuff like that. Of course don't tell him about something along the lines of Dead Space 2.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 26 January 2011 12:03

Slip the ****** some Nyquil. Or, you know, lock your door and go to sleep.

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AdobeAlf 2

Friday 28 January 2011 23:21

lol i can imagine that happening with my baby cousin, i find it sooo cute and funny.

afiresword 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:20

I bet you that if you died, he'd try to tell your corpse that you died!

nibh 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 10:05

that's Cute lmao

xdmsjcx 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 8:25

haha that reminds me of my niece lol I feel your tiredness

ohhhyeaaa 0

Monday 31 January 2011 1:53

lovexbox- totally agree. I hate kids. tell them to GTFO

asainbabe300 0

Monday 31 January 2011 2:03

major lolllllll

CLaplume 0

Monday 31 January 2011 18:41

Hahaha

hartlefail 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 1:04

Im pretty much 17 and i'd do the same as that kid given the chance

furlifefoo 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 14:56

when she falls asleep,punch her in the mouth and yell "don't fall asleep silly!!"

savkimmad14 0

Monday 21 February 2011 14:25

hahaha aww (;

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