By Lolaa123 - 25/09/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML
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tigerlilypop 7

Well shit, go chill with them cool parents.

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xlorawrz 9

And she's only five? Imagine the teenage years.

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A100893 30

Tell her to stay 100 feet away from you because she doesn't hang out with the "cool" kids. Cool is relative anyways. Fill her lunch box with ice cubes and see if that's cool enough.

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slushpup9696 12

That's just cold, man.

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leadman1989 15

I would SAY that I was gonna go along with it and then do the most embarrassing thing possible. *Hey EVERYONE this is MY DAUGHTER her name is Terry but everyone calls ger butt cheeks because her cheeks are so precious. She loves ponies, and rainbows and kisses! *kiss her leave Cause I'm the BHAUSS

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ProhibitionRose 14

Hah! Then CPS would get involved and it turns into a huge thing because parents are no longer allowed to spank their children let alone slap them without the CPS getting involved

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itschrisssybro 8

Dude, how about her and the kid slapping you?

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panvicka 16

you are gonna have a really hard time when she is 15

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Palirose 22

I doubt she will be really bad when she's older. Just make her understand now that it's not about popularity. Plus she's only 5. Kids change.

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wriptidez 0

not good use of vocab when speaking of someone under 18

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writergirl23 19

Ppl who say they r very nice often are not. You might wanna watch the arrogance ppl see right through it.

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droxd923 0

You fail at parenting then if you are crying about it on here lol

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KushMastaDisasta 3

52- You might want to use legitimate words. My IQ just dropped a point or two. Translation: u mite want 2 use wordz tht u can find in tha dictionary.

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