By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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bwenduh45 7

Maybe he'll escape like nemo...

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ariannaimelda 7

It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)

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kenziegurl14 0

You lucky bastard, you found Nemo and had him for 5 yrs.

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waschaffer 5

most likely he was just being pushed around by the circulating water, not that he's trying to find his dad in the ocean...

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ilovepandas213 0

Haha somebody has been letting their fish watch a little too much Finding Nemo ;)

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Elsda 0

i would cry if that happened to my birdie... but it didnt. im sorry fyl

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missemalythecat 0

We're talking about fish, not birds. Why would you flush a bird down the toilet?

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iloveboys12 0

Think on the bright side..... when you saw him dead in the fish tank, you took him to the toilet. On your way to the toilet, he was exposed to so much air. Then and the toilet, when tpu flushed it might of looked like he was swimming but maybe it was and illusion

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TheHolyLama 0

Sigh, at least he's had a nice life. 5 of my brother's little goldfish died today. He's had them for about a week.

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Lolo99981 5

jusst keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming...!

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brainstorm23 0

Are you sure the movement of the water didnt make it look like it was swimming?

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