By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML
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weveallbeenthere 30

maybe it's her imaginary "Mom". hopefully. if not, damn

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hussamhasi 22

Take it easy maybe its just his other wife . JK

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salvorican 24

Maybe ask her when her other mummy comes around? That way you know if she's really tied in with your husband or even imaginary.

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victrin 12

I'm willing to bet it's her pre-school/daycare teacher. There's a reason so many kids slip up and call their teachers "Mom".

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Malsain_fml 10

I would not be so optimistic. When you are a 5 years-old you can call your teacher "mom", but you know she is not, because when you get home, she is not here.

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catherinecas 30

When I was younger I called a teacher my other mom. In my defense she was my best friend's mom and I spent a ton of time at her house

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drivingmoleman 3

Ralph Wiggum referred to Miss Hoover as "school mommy." :)

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evanmurphy 14

It may be a misunderstanding. Talk with your husband and get this all sorted out again. She's young, and probably confused. Good luck OP!

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crazycly 7

Perhaps its a ghost that lives at your house. And sings lullabies too her when she sleeps and such. Lol

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smxiricky 23

Maybe ur 5 yo is talking about grandma ? I used to call mine mom to

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fyvaprold 11

Show her Coraline movie and tell she'll have to have buttons instead of eyes.

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Isn't It Ironic? 24

I was waiting for this comment! Lol, that probably just dates me as quite young.

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BrotherPhil 35

Not necessarily; I'm in my 40s, and it was my first thought.

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EatZombies 10

Who needs a private investigator when you have a kid instead! hah, dang OP. I hope it was all a misunderstanding. If not, I hope things work out for you

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Calingaladha 21

Maybe he's been taking her to the history museum and she literally means a mummy.

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I_Like_Dogs 28

"Hello, I'm OP's daughter and I'll be your victim tonight, are you my mummy?"

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