By todaddy - 23/05/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML
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715chiefs 15

He started out in your balls, he was just trying to find a way back in.

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Shadow1290 4

Sorry about your .... well .... injury but i have to say, you seem like a really good father. Most would've started yelling at the poor kid.

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00DarkAngel00 5

that should be in a funny movie o some sort cuz im cracking up

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elizabeth4166 16

Plot twist: it was a typo and he meant to say he was 15 years old

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RageWolf16 31

No you didn't. Just ******* tell him he hurt you.

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Courtney Christoff-Tzazaroff 9

No you don’t! Explain to him! Let him know to be more careful/ help him understand.

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