By todaddy - 23/05/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML
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715chiefs 15

He started out in your balls, he was just trying to find a way back in.

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dat_becky 17

Awwh..Cutest daddy ever!

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XxstrangerxX 5

You did the right thing. wait until he's older

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nannyRayRay 14

At least you were sweet about it some parents would lash out. You sound like a good dad.

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chelseaalise 12

awwwhhh you're a good daddy for not yelling at him lol.

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devans00 14

Why do parents lie to their kids for no valid reason? The boy hurt you, OP. Why pretend he didn't?

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jbapple981 5

This is why I wanna wait and have kids lmao

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Jaevwyn 17

I appreciate you were trying to be kind but if you don't tell kids that jumping on other peoples balls hurts it will provably happen again

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Ariana_Grande_fml 8

Tell him that he ate his brother in the womb

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Ariana_Grande_fml 8

U should've old him not to do that so u can prevent this from happening again how dumb r u?

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