By todaddy - 23/05/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML
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715chiefs 15

He started out in your balls, he was just trying to find a way back in.

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meagan724 3

if that can't win you the father of the year award I don't know what can.

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YooperTransplant 8

I think five years old is old enough to know "guys have balls and you shouldn't hit them." For what it's worth, I think he's old enough to know the basics of the birds and the bees too, but you're his dad, I won't stick my nose in to that. But "those are delicate, don't hit them" isn't about sex.

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supersquirel500 10

you shoulda told him that he hurt you. that way he'll be more cautious next time.

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dayavera 9

dont do that! he needs to know the truth about human anatomy, then he will be more careful next time

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AnalSpelunking 19

Dad of the year!

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Grimnirwher9 21

You sound like a one-in-a-million dad, sir, and I salute you.

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GingaNinja01 15

Why couldn't you have just told your son to be careful around there? If you don't tell him that, he'll keep doing it.

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BobbieH 19

If you can't explain that he hurt you to your child you deserve it next time it happens. If this isn't the first time, well then you got the result you set yourself up for!

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