Kids: Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was...

By snapped - 13/11/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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By being a fairy is hard - 28/10/2021 08:00

Today, my daughter lost a tooth. I wanted to make the Tooth Fairy experience extra special, so I dipped her doll's feet in paint to leave “tracks” from the window to her bed. As I was adding the finishing touches and spreading glitter, I tripped on a toy, faceplanted and lost my own tooth. FML

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By madeleine - 08/04/2021 05:00

Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML

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By shoelace18 - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was going put under her pillow for the toothfairy. My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out'. And now everytime she does number 2, she makes me dig for her lost tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 09:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year-old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her toothbrush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

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By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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By loser - 20/05/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML

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By mom - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

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Irrational fears

By emelie000 - 29/07/2022 14:00

Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML

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olliec 0

Friday 13 November 2009 12:04

Smart kid. haha

Soup_fml 0

Friday 13 November 2009 12:20

Now I have this image in my head of a little girl waking up to find a decapitated fairy under her pillow.

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spotty313 0

Friday 13 November 2009 16:26

that is hilarious!

aback 4

Friday 13 November 2009 16:33

Okay. So tell her she's killed the Tooth Fairy and will get no more money for losing teeth. Furthermore, no other kid will get money, either, and they'll all be waiting to kick her ass.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 13 November 2009 16:40

YDI for feeding your kid fairy tales. #41 and #42 I agree with both of you. OP, you have a very disturbed child.

firakkai 0

Friday 13 November 2009 16:51

haha, the daughter reminds me of when i was seven years old. i made a trap for "santa claus" by setting up a simple trip wire on the doorway in front of my stocking....ah, good times.

bullfuckingshit 0

Friday 13 November 2009 17:38

this isnt a FML.... i dont see it that way... your kid is brilliant. keep encouraging this kid's thinking. most ppl would tell them to stop, and then the kid would get discouraged. nothing is worse than killing somone's creativity, because that's how we go forward in society: someone thinks of something no one thought of before..

turdburgers 0

Friday 13 November 2009 17:44

You really don't grasp the concept of FML, do you?

FerrariCake 2

Friday 13 November 2009 19:06

Why didnt you make a little fairy doll and throw it into one of the mousetraps? Then your kid would have found the "tooth fairy" dead with her little neck snapped. That would have taught your kid an important lesson. What exactly? I don't know. Although your story does beg the question... how did your 6-year old get mousetraps and know how to set them?

FerrariCake 2

Friday 13 November 2009 19:08

Or... you could have taken the tooth and left a note written in glittery "fairy writing" that said "NICE TRY BITCH! KEEP YOUR OWN DAMN TEETH FROM NOW ON!"