By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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TurdMonkey 0

dayumm what a pimp.

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donovanrammstein 3

HR. Sexual harassment forms. Done.

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fegd 0

Well, at least he was polite.... no sexual harassment really.

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invisiblerabbit 0

oh come on. just go suck his dick, swallow, you know how it goes. he will stop bothering you. otherwise, if you are in the mood for some hardcore sex - **** him. i hear old guys can go on forever, once you get them hard of course. also, given that he is 70 an all, he's probably less verile, so you could let him cum in you and you would still be fine. have fun!

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DameGreyWulf 0

Actually, that's a myth. Men are not like women; they are completely capable of sustaining their semen count into old age given that they are healthy. It's ED they have to worry about, not fertility.

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Leviyah 0

I didn't even know there were people dumb enough to have created a myth that stupid....honestly... OP I feel your pain...just tell him politely that you are sorry but you just aren't interested. If you wanted to be nice you could always claim a boyfriend ^^ Creepy old men...*shudder*...ugh

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bre_zip_it_up13 11

he not gonna live that long so might as well do it

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kristib 0

Not to sound creepy or anything, but I think its sweet he just stated he wanted to hold you in his arms. That's romantic, not some "i want to do you" message. Poor old guy is probably lonely

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DameGreyWulf 0

Yeah... still a little creepy though lol I don't think she should cry sexual harassment though. I don't know why people are saying that. If he was young and of reasonable weight, I doubt anyone would say that. Funny how that goes.

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latinaaagal 0

hmmm thats aint so bad. at least hes got experience muahahahha not!!

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ladiesman14 0

dont worry your gonna be desperate for guys like this next year when you become fat and end up with thighs and ankles like kelly clarkson. old guys dont even like young fatties. so take it as flattery.

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KarmaLanding 0

This is called "sexual harassment", dear. Report the ******* perv. If your company won't do anything about him, I guarantee the state will.

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Outlawsfan 0

you're an idiot, it's not sexual harassment at all. just some old guy telling a girl how he feels. he's got balls for doing it.

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cboswel 0

Here is what you do. Get some Viagra. Go up to him and ask "Want some candy?"

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